'Fro-Yo' - Ricardo and Salazar

This is awful...the drawing, not the idea. Actually, maybe the idea is too...s'kinda ridiculous. I drew this like a year ago when I beat Resident Evil 5. I found Irving to be so comical! I can recall him flipping out of a window with the MYSTERIOUS CLOAKED PERSON(Jill). Made me lawl. I showed that part to my friend, who really only wanted to see Wesker(becos Wesker is hot)and we both made quips about how Salazar on the balcony would've been clumsy and fallen over the railing.

So, I came up with this equation: Salazar + Balcony + Alcohol consumption = BROKEN NECK D:

Of course, his injuries can be corrected with a simple health spray 8D

Cough one up, Leon.

Also, to our beloved Capcom...WHY DID YOU KILL HIM OFF SO SOON. Even Salazar got more screen-time! I luff Mister Irving! He's all funneee and stuff! And all accent-y. Brooklyn, maybe? I really don't know but DAMN YOU CAPCOM, YA GOT KNO STANDUDS! Lol, Ricardo and his lines... And so I say to you; go on, Capcom. Go on about your ways and destroy everything villainy to love in your games. I don't care.

Things to love in RE:

-Ricardo who i did my best to try and suppress...but i just can't help but love his character...
-Ramon ugh...j-just....ugh, man. mercilessly cute bastard...
-And that one Zealot who thought it'd be cute to blast me with a rocket. lol I'm j/k I hayt those fockers
-Alfred. He was entirely gay--- No. But he gave the sort of "impression" with his effeminate mannerisms and voice. And I felt so sad for him...gone crazy because he was missing his sibling, Alexia...zat beech! She is pretty for a psychotic harridan and I like her pritty violet gown...which looks especially nice on Alfred ;D
-Oh, and Bitores. Guy's just too cool. He'll hitchu' DEAD. POW!
-Saddler, too. That asshole... I'M SO AWSUM WIT MY PSYCHIC-PLAGA A-BILL-O-TEESS YEH YEH
-And Steve(notta villain). He made me laugh and didn't complain when I made fun of him. Nevermind that that's because he can't really talk back to me during cutscenes(or any time at all ). Plus, I kinda felt his angstyness to be understandable. Trapped on an island military base...one parent dead, the other...had to be "put down" by said son.

Alfred and Ramon could totally have a bitch fest about who's better; Saddler or Alexia.

Alfred: My precious Alexia is wonderful! The unwashed shall all bow on the dirt and lick Her perfectly proportionate, elegant feet and that includes you! You smarmy little cretin! (would it not be funny if she had webbed feet? well, alfred, sorry to tell you but...lol)

Salazar: Meester Ashford, my Lord Saddler is better than your yellow-haired harpy! *sniffs derisively with his nose in the air* And that is all there is to it.

Alfred: *melodramatic gasp* Why you disgusting little imp! See for yourself how Her grace and magnificence radiates from Her every beautiful PORE. *holds up a pocket-sized photo of Alexia* Isn't she just a doll?

Salazar: Awww, *mockingly* your sister looks more masculine than you. How nice.

Alfred: *squawks, complexion gone red* Ignorant rubbish is what you are! Let's see your exalted "Lord Saddler"! He cannot compare to my dearest Alexia-shnookums!

Salazar: *produces a full-sized portrait still in its frame* Chekkit. He's gotta killah six-pack, yo.

Alfred: *claps his hands over his face, eliciting a gasp* Dear Heavens, he's simply byootifuh-waaiit, no!

Btw, I've had CVX for over a year now...and I still haven't beaten it. Don't laugh! It's coming along slowly. I refuse to use cheats. Simply. Refuse. To. Use. Them. My friend helped me with RE4. I am ashamed of this, but I was absolutely piteous when I first played it. Every little shout from those villagers made me jump. And I don't exactly speak Spanish, ya knows! Nor was I familiar with the Gamecube controller...so, myeh. I should also put in that RE4 on the Gamecube is beautiful. Beats the PS2 port of RE4 to hell.

You know, those are the only Three RE games I've acutally played. I'd like to rent or possibly buy the others, too. But that won't happen unless I am able to get my passport to cross over to Maine. Oh well...

Maine is cool. I like Maine. They have creampuffs...

Uh, ahem! Well... my friends, enjoy this Resident Evil 4 & 5 x-over sketch

SKIT AHHHOOOOYYY

Irving: Icanhassomodat?

Salazar: No! *nose in the air* Go away, fatty!

Irving: *silently broken-hearted*

Salazar: *glances at him* Besides, señor, it's 'fat free' frozen yogurt. Are you sure you would like that?

Irving: *sulk* Nah, I wouldn't. Cuz I AM a fatty. I need calorie-infoisted regyella ice-cream.

Salazar: *snicker* All the calories must go to your forehead! It's so HUGE.

Irving: *sputters briefly and claps his hands over the aforementioned area, shouting* You TAKE-DAT-BACK!

Salazar: Make me, cow! Mmmoooooooo!

Irving: *roars and tackles him*

Salazar: *holds the yogurt cup away, jostled a little by the tackle* Beat it, gringo!

Irving: *backs off of him(he isn't much of a fighter, really)* ;_; Midgets are mean little people!

Salazar: Nehehehahahaha! *glomps the businessman*

Irving: Now's my chance! *swipes up the melting yogurt cup* Ah-hah! I bested ya!

Right Hand: *taps Ricardo's shoulder with a long bony finger*

Irving: Eh? *turns his head*

Righty: *backhands the businessman HARD*

"YOU ARE DEAD"

P.S. Ricardo got served!