Salazar is a sleeping wino

Wow. It's very early in the morning to be posting. I have some ambition, it seems.

Please ignore that retarded looking plate. I have no patience for it and it's not the main theme of this work, so I can almost pretend I don't care how it looks. Furthermore, Salazar does not own a plate like that, and if he did, he would murder whoever made it becos of its sheer ugliness (oh dear, that would be me...). This is new territory for me in the sense that I drew this on my new tablet...and on a paint program called Sai.

Very new, and very troublesome. Sigh. I miss good ol' paper and pencil work... I can never go wrong with it.

Señor Ramón Salazar... setting good examples for children since 1984. *flash over to a scene where you see Salazar snoring while hugging a wine bottle to his chest* ...I need a shot of that.

...There is no skit. I mean, there WAS but I decided it was too inane for people. Too inane for me, even... and I'm the one who wrote it... :/ Meh.